I knew I was fucked once I accepted your flaws (via beccaloni)

(Source: tenwordstory, via beccaloni)

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"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via itsnotworth)

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  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

(Source: wigglytuffer, via itsnotworth)

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Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via ha-ze)

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I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

(via ha-ze)

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